Yah, my heart's doing that creepy cartoon pounding out of it's chest thing.
I don't know if it's because of nerves, my excitement about school, the fear of having $815 in medical bills that need paying with no job on the horizion, Matt and Ehlanna both needing glasses and not having the money to get them.... lot of factors could be contributing, but I just had what might possible be the worst nightmare of my life. Like woke me up two hours before my alarm went off and I was scared to go back to sleep bad.
It started out I was in my house studying and I get a call from my mother-in-law, someone needs help. So I go to Springfield, Missouri, a city I've been to maybe twice a year since I meet my husband seven years ago. I'm not terribly familiar with the town to say the least.
I get there, she gives me an address, I find it, it's a Papa John's. Only it's like a scary bad Papa John's with no heat racks, box tables... anything. Instead they make the boxes as orders are called in and once the pizza's are out of the oven they set the boxes up on top of a really old and rusty refridgerator. They tell me "Oh great, you're here, we really need an extra driver tonight." Ba-bum....
Then they give me an order ticket, and the order's on 11 minutes. I have no idea where anything is in Springfield and an order that has to be delivered a minute away from coming out of the oven. I start looking for a map. But this place, surprise surprise, doesn't have a wall map, it has a fold up map

So I'm unfolding this map that doesn't seem to end trying to find the street "Scale". But then my order comes out and it's time to fly even though I have no idea where this street is.
I walk out to my car carrying the pizza box, no hot bags, and have to walk past an arcade and a merry-go-round to get to my car. There's car's all around my cars, I'm totally pinned in. Then I notice movement in the truck parked behind my car. There's a couple in the cab getting it on >.< I grit my teeth, go knock on the window and ask them if they can move their vehicle 'cause I have to make a delivery. They freak out and burn rubber. I feel like a heel, but hey, I have a delivery to make.
I get in my car and start driving on the road, there are no side streets, no intersections... just one road, which freaquently becomes one lane or worse, I'm driving over two pot holed ruts where a road should be. And there's car's trying to get past me the whole time. Then I get to a section where there's a broken crane sitting across the road, cars have been driving off the road around it which has pretty much turned that section into a muddy mire. An uphill muddy mire...
I engage my four-wheel drive, say a thank you prayer that I drive a durango, even though in real life I've been giving my husband hell about the gas milage ever since he bought the car, and go around. Then I hear shouting behind me. I look back and my kids are trying to get past the same section of road... on foot... with on coming traffic. I park my car so it blocks the road, get out and go haul my kids up the hill and get them in my car.
I look around as I'm getting back in my car and see my husband standing at the bottom of the hill off on the shoulder where it's still rather muddy. He's standing with his hands in his pockets looking up at me. I turn my back on him and get in the car. I have a delivery to make.
Then I'm outside of this really old, expensive looking house, pizza box in hand, and thankfully it's still hot. I ring the bell and an excentric looking old lady answers the door and invites me in while she gets her money together. I'm standing there in the foyer while she counts out quaters and pennies... and the total is $7.04... I'm thinking geez Lady you live here and you're counting out a dollar in pennies? It's better... she counts out seven dollars in change, hands it too me, I give her the pizza and she's like where's my change?
She gave me $7.00 in change, I watched her count it, she shorted me
$.04. So I stand there and explain to her that her pizza costs $7.04 and start counting the change she's handed me out... and it's not quarters and pennies any more, it's like candian nickles and arcade tokens....So here I am in this Lady's house, counting change with my kids running around oohing and aweing over all the antiques and other breakable things... counting out fake money... ok Candian nickles are money, but you can't really spend those here.
She starts yelling at me because her pizza has gotten cold while we were messing with the money. So I'm like, you know what lady, don't worry about it, I'll just cover it and dump all her change back into her hands. I yell at my kids that we're going, they run out the door ahead of me and I'm walking along behind them trying to figure out where I'm going to get $7.04 to cover this pizza. All I have in my pocket is medical bills, I don't even have a driver bank, it's more likely that I'm gonna wind up having to pay $27.04 out of my pocket, which I don't have.
The door behind me bursts open and the lady yells, "I'm keeping this until you bring me a hot pizza!" I turn around and she's got my scetch pad... ARGH! I run back to get it and then she says "You can take your cat though!" and throws Abigail at me. Abby hits the ground and is obviously having some kind of seisure again O.O I try to pick her up and comfort her but she starts growling and biting at me like a dog would...
And thankfully that's when I woke up in a cold sweat, two hours before my alarm was set to go off. I dearly hope it's just a nervous dream and not a forshadowing of how my last day at Papa John's is gonna be.